Is Sarah Palin Going Bald?

Alternate headline: Going Rogue or Needing Rogaine?

Anyways, I've seen better wigs on RuPaul's Drag Race.

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Lt. Dan Choi Arrested in D.C.: Real Hero in Really Hot Water?

Lt. Dan Choi made nationwide headlines Thursday when he and Capt. Jim Pietrangelo were arrested after chaining themselves to the White House gates in protest of the military’s discriminatory ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy.

The Advocate reports:

“Following a Human Rights Campaign rally for DADT repeal at Freedom Plaza in Washington, Choi and Pietrangelo led about 100 protesters to the White House, where the two then proceeded to handcuff themselves to the gates. Pietrangelo was discharged from the military under the gay ban, while Choi's discharge is pending.”

As conservative old man opponents fight in the capitol to keep DADT in place, I can’t help but wonder why they’re so staunchly opposed. Just look at Choi: Do you really want to keep those arms from protecting America if they’re so inclined? 

And what are the old bastards so afraid of...

Chanel Daddy Karl Lagerfeld Hearts Porn… Seriously

Karl Lagerfeld is eccentric, but we all go with it because, hey, he’s pretty old and is the top designer of legendary label Chanel.

But dude speaks his mind. He recently told the press, “I admire porn … And I personally only like high-class escorts. I don’t like sleeping with people I really love.”

So why doesn’t daddy Lagerfeld make love with heartfelt lovers? He’s too smart (and rich) for that! Read on…

Priests Have Sex Tapes, Too!

Do priests ever make news for not being child fuckers? No, they do not.

So, here we go again with another horny old Man Of The Cloth who just couldn't help but rape his altar boy. And this time, we've got video!

Chat Roulette Piano Man Sings You a Song

Chatroulette is the next step in Internet devolution. You can cruise for absolute strangers to video-chat with and basically see the debasement of humanity and entertainment in one convenient click.

If you are truly lucky, instead of creepy old men, scary masks, or dance-offs, you may catch something cute like the Chatroulette Piano Man:

John Edwards' Mistress, Who Is Repulsive, Calls Her GQ Photos "Repulsive"

What do you do after bearing former presidential candidate John Edwards' love child? Pose 1/2 nude with The Muppets and Dora The Explorer, of course.

Adam Lambert gets fierce in Japan

Adam Lambert is touring and promoting his album around the world, and here we see the "For Your Entertainment" singer performing today in Japan. Is his package really that enormous, or is that corset giving him a awful case of FUPA? Perhaps some things are better left a mystery.

(Photo: Getty)

Insanely Awesome Dreamgirls Video

I'm kind of in love with Israel Cortez on YouTube. This sassy son has put together a bunch of pretty great videos that I've just spent many minutes cheering. Plus, he's cute.

The first video I saw was this Dreamgirls piece, but there's more. Oh yes, there's more.

Here he is doing "Defying Gravity" from Wicked. I didn't love it as much as the Dreamgirls until the end when he has a bunch of Broadway stars help him out. Genius.

Paint by Penis: Pricasso

No, this is not a joke.

Australian artist Tim Patch actually makes a living painting with his peen as ‘Pricasso.’

The creative craftsman creates portraits, landscapes, nudes, and sexual fare using his man-meat as the paintbrush behind every stroke. See the video of his, er, handy work...

Fan Hurls Pussy at Vivienne Westwood in Paris

When in gay Paree, many find themselves in new and sometimes strange situations. The French are the originators of a little phrase,“ménage à trois,” after all.

Celebrated fashion designer Vivienne Westwood was in a rather shocking situation when an audience member surprised her with a projectile pussy to the face at the close of her Paris fashion week runway show.

Westwood was pelted with a stuffed cat while making her way down the runway to take a bow. I kid you not.