My Creepy Crush on ‘Lost’s Ben Linus

Maybe you’ve heard of this little show called Lost? It’s quite popular.

I bought into the island-hype very late in the game last summer, discovering the mystery series after season 5 had already played out for legions of dedicated viewers.

Since marathon-watching seasons 1-5 (thank you, Netflix Instant!) of the conspiracy-laced sci-fi dramedy, I’ve been beyond hooked. I am one of those annoying Lost fans The Onion warned you about. I want to talk polar bears, Walt, and time travel all the livelong day.

I also caught on rather quickly to the sizzling sex appeal radiating from the male castaways of the island. Matthew Fox grew out of his Party of Five stupor into a fine and foxy flawed hero, Dr. Jack Shephard.

What about fellow castaways Daniel Dae Kim, Henry Ian Cusick, Nestor Carbonell, (deceased but sometimes visiting) Dominic Monaghan, and Ian Somerhalder? Hot, hot, hot, ho-o-ot, and so hot it hurts.

Oh, and the systematically shirtless Sawyer, played by Josh Holloway? Thank you, Darlton.

But as season 6 soldiers along, something I first noticed in season 4 can no longer be denied: I have a serious thang for creepy, conniving Ben Linus, played to Emmy-winning eerie perfection by Michael Emerson. And here’s why…

Bitches imitate Lady Gaga (literally)

Gaga’s gone to the dogs…

The amazing pop star has influenced a long list of artists, but one photographer felt compelled to re-create Lady Gaga’s dramatic costumes in a uniquely charming way.

Photographer Jesse Freidin successfully executes some of the “Bad Romance” singer’s most memorable looks on some hot bitches after the jump…

Glorious ‘Glee’ to Do Oprah

What brings joy into the lives of millions of viewers? Broadcasting legend and TV icon Oprah Winfrey.

The most beloved and influential figure in media is planning a big ado for the cast of another rising television phenomenon known to get its fans giddy: Glee.

In anticipation of the run of new episodes beginning April 13, The Oprah Winfrey Show will devote the full hour to Gleeking out on April 7.

So what does the big O have in store for us Gleeks? Everything our superfan hearts could ask for and more!

Betty White Bathes With Hugh Jackman

Forget Barbie, that bitch Betty White has everything!

Great looks, gallons of charm, and the love and respect of freakin’ everyone! I bet it’s pretty good to be queen, eh, Betty?

One more reason to be jealous: White got to scrub down and hit the showers with Hugh Jackman. Check out the sexy sudsin’:

Celeb Tweetathon to Help Haiti

Twitter is definitely pointless, but so is America’s Next Top Model, and I still like that.

So I tweet. Don’t judge me!

I also follow some celebs, especially fucking funny, fierce bitches like The Office’s AMAZEBALLS Mindy Kaling, Cougar Town’s Busy Philipps, and Juno wunder-screenwriter Diablo Cody. All three of these funny feminists (plus Sarah Silverman) made their way to A Night of 140 Tweets: A Celebrity Tweetathon for Haiti along with the usual male comic hot shots like Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, and Rainn Wilson. Plus: prolific tweeters like Mr and Mrs Kutcher.

The clever title says it all: It’s just 140 various celebrities and comedians reading their favorite 140-character (or less) tweets. Formula for comic gold?

‘True Blood’ Season 3 Bites Back!

Fang-bangers, take note: Your favorite bloodsucking boys (Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgård) will be back on your TVs for a third season starting June 13.

When things left off in Bon Temps...

Captain America Update: Ryan Phillippe and Channing Tatum Try on the Tights

Picking the hunky lead for the next superhero summer movie is a really big decision.

For the execs launching The First Avenger: Captain America, it seems no one in Hollywood is hot enough to fill the iconic patriotic defender’s shoes.

They’ve rejected more hot hopefuls than American Idol already, including the fine faces of John Krasinski, Chace Crawford, and my pretend boyfriend Chris Evans.

But are they saving the sexiest stars for last? Some seriously sweltering men are reportedly up for the part…

Cool Down With Dave Salmoni (and Some Big Cats)

Hard hump day?

It’s OK. Take a mental vacation to the strangely calming Serengeti, where Dave Salmoni showers in the sand to welcome you to his big cat Animal Planet show Into the Pride.

Ewan McGregor and Philip Seymour Hoffman Sitting in a Tree…

I adore Ewan McGregor. If there were any justice in the world, millions of men would be lining up to get painful cosmetic surgeries rendering them perfect copies of the McGregstor the way countless chicks augment themselves to imitate Playboy perfection.

Since there is only one Ewan (for now) it will have to be enough. It certainly helps that the amazingly talented Scotsman never fails to endear himself even further to his gay fans.

Glorious ‘Glee’ Goes Gaga in Season 2

Greetings, fellow Gleeks. We are less than one month away from the all-new, all-Madonna, spring return of Glee.

Hopefully you’ve scored tickets to Glee’s concert tour to sweeten the last leg, but here’s an extra tidbit or two to tide you over until April 13:

Fox is said to be finalizing a deal to boost Glee’s second season to even loftier musical comedy heights...